Rock Paper Scissors Jokes.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but thers’s no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isin’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shoot, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you!”

Joke by Unknown

I hate when I go in for a traditional handshake and the other person comes in with the fist thing. Then I need to scramble, oh were doing the fists, ok, I guess since yours is newer were doing your thing. So I don’t do it, I just go Paper covers Rock!
I like two thirds of rock paper scissors. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they’re destroyed, I can’t cut stuff – I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together – you got me. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Paper sucks.

Joke by Demetri Martin

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